Reviews (4)

What Happened?
When i first saw this film i thought....GREAT a paraody of Titanic and Vampire movies wrapped loosly around a porno. I was dissapointed. The humor of was poor at best and the stars looked GREAT! but there wasn't enough or varied enough. If you see it...RUN!

One of the worst T&A flicks I've ever seen!
What more can I say about this horrible mess? Not even the luscious Tammy Parks can save this dumb, poorly made flick. Not nearly enough nudity. Geez. What's the point?

TITanic 2000 Rocks!
AS far as Special effects go it wasn't all that great, the inside of the Titanic other than when it was CGI, looked like it was filmed in a cheap hotel, which I didn't mind because the humor involved was very fun to watch. It was packed with satire (and nudity)! I would recommend to everyone over the age of 18 to watch at least once. I liked this movie & will watch it over and over again!

Weird, just weird!
This was a very strange movie. The only reason I saw it was, since I was a huge Titanic bluff, but I strongly regret it! ... Read more

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Fire bad, and so is this movie
Mistress Frankenstein was a major disappointment. It's all well and good to intentionally make a spoof film as bad as possible, but this movie is just absurdly, ridiculously bad. Darian Caine plays Baroness Helena Frankenstein, a cold-hearted, cold-blooded, sexually repressed prude. Her husband Dr. Frankenstein still loves her despite her lack of warmth (and other things), and he naturally tries to bring her back to life when she is accidentally killed. Unfortunately, her brain was damaged in the accident. The doctor orders his servant Igor to fix it, but Igor ends up losing it and secretly replacing it with a brain he bought at the body parts store dirt cheap. When Mistress Frankenstein reawakens, she is a sex-crazed lesbian and starts seducing everyone woman she meets.

This movie is just really, really bad. The acting is over the top and back again, there's some kind of laugh track inserted for the servant Igor (seemingly a silly, twisted version of Paul Lynde), all of the incredibly annoying townspeople are named Karl, the horse in the movie is two guys in a costume, the wretched gorilla Kimbo puts in a cameo, Darian is forced to walk and talk like the original Frankenstein's monster, and-with the exception of Miss Caine and Heidi Christine-the featured actresses are hardly worth looking at. I actually considered fast forwarding through some of the scenes. Unfortunately, I could go on and on listing the dumb things that make this movie almost painful to suffer through. Unless you're a huge Darian Caine fan, there's really no reason in the world for you to watch this movie.

SENSELESS but the sex is great.
I'm not even goin' to lie to you. MISTRESS FRANKENSTEIN is the most senseless film I've have ever seen! ALthough, I would say, that it is far better than a MAX after dark special, the MAX after dark films at least have a storyline and a plot. The lesbianic scenes are fantastic. The first, second, and fourth are my favorites. But that's just me. If you decide to buy this film, buy it for the sex not for to sit through and watch because that would be torture!

Complete waste of money
The girls in this movie (with the possible exception of the star) are not attractive in the least, and that's putting it nicely. I couldn't even stomach the sex scenes. To think that for the price of this DVD I could have paid for a month of Cinemax, or ordered 3 or 4 pay-per-view movies. The average pay-per-view soft-core is far better quality. I thought about giving it two stars because some parts were funny, but they weren't that funny. Save your money and get one of the Eros series from Playboy, such as Web of Seduction.

MISTRESS FRANKENSTEIN
MISTRESS FRANKENSTEIN works as both an erotic adult film and as a parody of the classic horror movie "Frankenstein." The wife of Dr. Frankenstein is killed in a "horse riding accident," and so he decides to bring her back to life by using another woman's brain to replace that of his deceased wife's...but the new brain once belonged to a lesbain nymphomaniac and now it has transformed Dr. Frankenstein's wife into a lusty, woman loving sex machine. Darian Cane is as hot and sexy as ever in the role of Dr. Frankenstein's wife and the girl-on-girl scenes in this film are extremely steamy. This is a future low-budget adult film classic in the making.

It's "Frankenhooker" For The New Millennium!
I showed this movie at a party and everybody loved it! Thanks to the twisted sense of humor of John Bacchus and the incredible performace of actress Darian Caine, this film goes way beyond your average "T&A" fare. It's funny, sexy, and full of all the stuff you want to see. "Frankenhooker" is one of my all-time favorite films, and this really reminded me of it. Side 2 of the DVD contains a lot of outtakes and "making of" footage, making it well worth the low asking price. ... Read more

Reviews (3)

best SC comedy ever.
Another title for this movie could have been the Julian Wells comedy hour. Probably the best actress of all the seduction girls gives her best comedic performance. It's safe to say that when the script was being written Julian Wells and John fedele went for funny rather than sexy. The best thing about this movie is how all the performers give their all to be as extremely goofy and over the top as possible. This movie is also a bit bizarre with hidden messages and pictures being spliced into the scenes. There's nudity and lesbian sex but that's not the main point in this movie the way it was in Lord of the G-strings, Play-mate of the apes, and more recently Spiderbabe.

I recomend this movie for Die hard SC fans. It's like karaoke with all your favorite seduction Cinema girls.

this is a very bad movie
this is a very bad movie allthe good stuff is removed if you want the unrated version you have to buy this one my advice do not buy thismovie

Funny and Fairly Tame
As far as Seduction Cinema movies go, this one is on the comedy side. Yes, there is (...), but it is few and far between. The real draw here is the comedy, which works most of the time. Misty tends to just go through the paces, which disappointed me somewhat, but Julian was a riot. She plays three characters in the movie, and just goes all out. I swear, that woman needs to get in to a legit movie some time. (...), who I usually dislike, was actually fairly good in this one, getting a good deal of screen time with her clothing on. She seems to be having fun. and because of that, most of her stuff turns out to be better than her usualy fare. The rest of the cast seems to be having a blast, which makes the movie enjoyable, and because of the lack of (...), there are actualy characters, even though they are kind of slim. Still, more fun than some other Seduction Cinema movies. ... Read more