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| 1. Leprechaun 4 - In Space Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith | |
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Reviews (25)
The sub-plots are well thought out, and the movie moves along at a breakneck pace when it needs to. The mad scientist who is all head and part washing machine is almost as evil as the Leprechaun himself. The heroine is a blond cutie who is in fact a 'biological engineer'. She doesn't go topless, buyt the monster rips her pants off in the end and all youcan say to yourself as she runs around in her leotard is "Damn! That's a close shave!" The Leprechaun is the real star though and he is here in all his splendor. He wants the princess (a blond bimbo who shows off her [***] for know reason during a speech that makes NO sense), his gold, and well...that's about it. You can't keep a good man down though. When you got a guy like Leprechaun on the screen pulling the strings, you know you're in for a [***] of a ride. Highly recommended.
I would have really enjoyed this film if it had a tongue-in-cheek sort of humor to it, but instead it often tries to be an outright comedy, especially when it comes to the 10% human / 90% robot doctor and his silly sidekick. This really destroys the mood and ruins what normally attracts me to these sort of films. The movie's got a lot of good things about it, and it could have been a great grade B flick, if not for the fact that the humor is too over-the-top. It would have been better with more gory death scenes and more T&A, but there's very little of either. The female marine is really sexy in her disco dancing scene, but that's extremely short.
At some point in the future, a group of space marines (a blatant rip-off of "Aliens," obviously, but who cares at this point?) ends up battling the leprechaun we know so well from the previous three installments when they act as a security detail for a creepy doctor doing genetics research on another planet. Why the evil elf is now on another world wooing some blonde ditz who just happens to be an alien princess from a powerful kingdom is another matter and one I refuse to discuss in any detail. The squad of celestial jarheads includes a sergeant with a bizarre, transparent plate in his head and Debbe Dunning in the "I'matoughchickdon'tmesswithme" role that has been done to death in recent years. Along for the ride is a super hot blonde scientist, yet another cliché beaten into the ground in countless movies. This scientist, who I will call Dr. Tina Reeves because that's her name, banters arthritically with a hunky marine because the two must hook up at some point during the movie and they cannot do so if they get along initially. Another cliché. This movie is absolutely bursting at the seams with clichés. It's as though the screenwriter took a bottle of white out, splashed it over selected parts of an "Alien" movie script, and typed some junk over the top of it. The trite screenplay continues to plumb the depths of rip-off when we meet the rest of the marines, all of them carbon copies of characters we've seen a million times in other movies. Even the weird doctor with a German accent who turns out to be a cheesy half human/half robot character was so formulaic that I thought about filing a lawsuit on behalf of Dr. Strangelove. The arrival of the leprechaun, still played by Warwick Davis, fails to salvage any part of this film because the little man is always saddled with an annoyingly terrible actress playing an evil space princess. The plot has the two planning to marry and take over planets, or some such nonsense, making for a very dull and lifeless jaunt through the confines of the spaceship as the leprechaun and the marines attack each other. At one point, the gruff, manly sergeant turns up for a bump and grind number in drag. This scene is so painful to watch that I am embarrassed to even write about it in a review. I recognize actors will do almost anything in a film because it is usually better than getting a real job, but this is just pure agony on a level rarely imagined. Fortunately, most of these cookie cutter characters die in painful ways: someone gets chewed up by flesh eating bacteria, a crotch explodes, someone takes a dive off of a platform, and a mutated spider/scorpion/German doctor creature chews up a few other people. The scenes with this horrible monstrosity provide the only admirable trait this movie possesses, and even then it fails because we only see the scorpion type beastie in the final moments of the movie. Be sure and pay attention to the atrocious special effects used on the exterior shots of the space ship. Who did the graphics work in this film? The guy who invented Pong? "Leprechaun 4" is one of the worst pictures I have seen in at least a week. At least this movie still has Warwick Davis doing his shtick as the icky sprite. Unfortunately, the overwhelming amount of awfulness in the movie significantly dilutes his effectiveness. As far as the DVD goes, it is the usual Trimark "Leprechaun" release, with a few trailers and a good picture transfer. Even diehard "Leprechaun" fans, which I am not even though I recently watched all five entries in the franchise, should stay away from this blasphemy. I would recommend "Leprechaun 5" over this turkey any day, and that is really saying something. Only the steeliest of souls should imbibe from the well that is "Leprechaun 4;" I beg, I beseech, I implore all other viewers to stay far, far, away! ... Read more | |
| 2. Leprechaun 4 Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith | |
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Reviews (25)
The sub-plots are well thought out, and the movie moves along at a breakneck pace when it needs to. The mad scientist who is all head and part washing machine is almost as evil as the Leprechaun himself. The heroine is a blond cutie who is in fact a 'biological engineer'. She doesn't go topless, buyt the monster rips her pants off in the end and all youcan say to yourself as she runs around in her leotard is "Damn! That's a close shave!" The Leprechaun is the real star though and he is here in all his splendor. He wants the princess (a blond bimbo who shows off her [***] for know reason during a speech that makes NO sense), his gold, and well...that's about it. You can't keep a good man down though. When you got a guy like Leprechaun on the screen pulling the strings, you know you're in for a [***] of a ride. Highly recommended.
I would have really enjoyed this film if it had a tongue-in-cheek sort of humor to it, but instead it often tries to be an outright comedy, especially when it comes to the 10% human / 90% robot doctor and his silly sidekick. This really destroys the mood and ruins what normally attracts me to these sort of films. The movie's got a lot of good things about it, and it could have been a great grade B flick, if not for the fact that the humor is too over-the-top. It would have been better with more gory death scenes and more T&A, but there's very little of either. The female marine is really sexy in her disco dancing scene, but that's extremely short.
At some point in the future, a group of space marines (a blatant rip-off of "Aliens," obviously, but who cares at this point?) ends up battling the leprechaun we know so well from the previous three installments when they act as a security detail for a creepy doctor doing genetics research on another planet. Why the evil elf is now on another world wooing some blonde ditz who just happens to be an alien princess from a powerful kingdom is another matter and one I refuse to discuss in any detail. The squad of celestial jarheads includes a sergeant with a bizarre, transparent plate in his head and Debbe Dunning in the "I'matoughchickdon'tmesswithme" role that has been done to death in recent years. Along for the ride is a super hot blonde scientist, yet another cliché beaten into the ground in countless movies. This scientist, who I will call Dr. Tina Reeves because that's her name, banters arthritically with a hunky marine because the two must hook up at some point during the movie and they cannot do so if they get along initially. Another cliché. This movie is absolutely bursting at the seams with clichés. It's as though the screenwriter took a bottle of white out, splashed it over selected parts of an "Alien" movie script, and typed some junk over the top of it. The trite screenplay continues to plumb the depths of rip-off when we meet the rest of the marines, all of them carbon copies of characters we've seen a million times in other movies. Even the weird doctor with a German accent who turns out to be a cheesy half human/half robot character was so formulaic that I thought about filing a lawsuit on behalf of Dr. Strangelove. The arrival of the leprechaun, still played by Warwick Davis, fails to salvage any part of this film because the little man is always saddled with an annoyingly terrible actress playing an evil space princess. The plot has the two planning to marry and take over planets, or some such nonsense, making for a very dull and lifeless jaunt through the confines of the spaceship as the leprechaun and the marines attack each other. At one point, the gruff, manly sergeant turns up for a bump and grind number in drag. This scene is so painful to watch that I am embarrassed to even write about it in a review. I recognize actors will do almost anything in a film because it is usually better than getting a real job, but this is just pure agony on a level rarely imagined. Fortunately, most of these cookie cutter characters die in painful ways: someone gets chewed up by flesh eating bacteria, a crotch explodes, someone takes a dive off of a platform, and a mutated spider/scorpion/German doctor creature chews up a few other people. The scenes with this horrible monstrosity provide the only admirable trait this movie possesses, and even then it fails because we only see the scorpion type beastie in the final moments of the movie. Be sure and pay attention to the atrocious special effects used on the exterior shots of the space ship. Who did the graphics work in this film? The guy who invented Pong? "Leprechaun 4" is one of the worst pictures I have seen in at least a week. At least this movie still has Warwick Davis doing his shtick as the icky sprite. Unfortunately, the overwhelming amount of awfulness in the movie significantly dilutes his effectiveness. As far as the DVD goes, it is the usual Trimark "Leprechaun" release, with a few trailers and a good picture transfer. Even diehard "Leprechaun" fans, which I am not even though I recently watched all five entries in the franchise, should stay away from this blasphemy. I would recommend "Leprechaun 5" over this turkey any day, and that is really saying something. Only the steeliest of souls should imbibe from the well that is "Leprechaun 4;" I beg, I beseech, I implore all other viewers to stay far, far, away! ... Read more | |
| 3. An American Vampire Story Director: Luis Esteban | |
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Reviews (10)
I popped in the DVD and for some reason I felt compelled to go to the "special features" and then to "audio" (and this is where the disadvantage of the VHS version kicks in). There, I saw: - "Cat Track" - "The hell is a "cat track???" Well, it is because of this track that I not only have bought the movie on DVD, but have also strongly recommended it to others! This movie was MADE to be hilariously BAD and you'll agree if you just watch even the first 5 minutes using this track! Think Mystery Sience Theater 3000-UNCENSORED!... and you'll get the drift! I have never watched this movie in its original audio format, nor do I ever plan to as that would drop my IQ 100 pts. (But I might as well have since I laughed so hard at times, my brain could have shot out my nose...) So in summary: "Cat Track" audio + Adam West + BAD Cheesy Vampire Movie = Frickin' Hilarious!
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